knarf

Someone who follows message boards but never posts, a lurker.

That user is a total knarf! They've been here 10 years but only posted a dozen times!

by Kurtlives August 11, 2010

knarly

A really skinny person, who happens to be un-naturally tall. Often all arms and legs.
Or, an animal or person consisting of patchy hair or fur.. possibly rabies.

Woah look at her she likes 6'1 shes knarly.
That cat is soo knarly!

by Beaver444 December 21, 2006

Knarly

Mostly an Australian term used to describe something beautiful, fantastic or tall. Surfers or skateboarders are usually caught using the phrase 'knarly dude'

Those are some knarly waves dude

by Gëørgìãå November 7, 2019

knarfious

A Magical Donkey Who Likes To Frolic In The Forest With His Lovley Fairys. Knarfious is a Flamer Also Known As Knarfious The Flying Donkey & Knarfious The Flying Flamer

Stop Being Such A Knarfious

by JT & Robert January 6, 2008

Knarf

smega that forms after getting off while watching child porn

i am such a knarf.

by Lizzy McGuire April 22, 2004

knarf

this is the grossest word i ever heard, if you use it you are sick

i cantven give one

by google April 22, 2004

KNARF!!!

Pronounced kah-narf, as in Kah-nife!!! Wahts wrong with you people??

knarf (kah-narf) pulled a chrome knife (kah-nife) on Kristy!! He almost kut her!!!

by The real, one and only "KNARF ALLINOB!!!!" January 9, 2004