Kenton

He is a little fat Asian trying to grow an affro but cant because hes got jewish seth rogen hair and hes got HIV and STDS from his dog and cat because hes Asian

That pussy Vernon acted like a real Kenton

by L0h^1i7o October 18, 2019

kenton

kenton; (verb): to kenton is to go back in time and concieve a child with your mother-to-be, in order to become your own father.

"i kentoned myself last night... was a very messed up experience... hmm"

by RusselllovesZack August 20, 2006

kenton

1. To be Stoned; esp. From excessive injection of windshield wiper fluid spiked with a solution of 85% vodka, 5% trimethylhexane, and 10% tar (ref. Death)

Person A: Shit dude, you look like Kenton.
Person B: Lame.

by DBmeister October 9, 2007

Simon Kenton

Where erryone is getting preggo, it even has a day care!

Simon Kenton

by Living the Life Lydia August 17, 2009

kenton hembree

A sexy bitch. One who has the smolder of a Greek god that will cause a girl the drop her panties. He's a pretty bomb ass guy with the intelligence of a genius. His mysterious ways are extremely seductive as well.

I'd fuck Kenton hembree twice if I had the chance.

by Floutedass September 21, 2013

Kenton Duty

A hot, very attractive boy who plays Günther Hessenheffer on Shake It Up. Also Young Jacob in Lost. He's 5''8 and born May 12, 1995 at 2:22 am on a Friday. He plays guitar and has two younger sisters, Jessica and Rebecca. His twitter is kentonjduty. He's also very yummy when he wears a fedora. His catchphrase is "Hello Bay-Bee!!"

Girl 1: Why is Bruno Mars wearing a fedora your phone backround?
Girl 2: *facepalm* It's not Bruno Mars! It's Kenton Duty!

by fuckthewhat August 23, 2011

Dirty Kenton

A Bad ass Marine with a big dick

Now that one hell of a dirty kenton

by Devildogg1980 November 1, 2019