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Kenneth Kaniff

Kenneth Kaniff is a fictional character who was created by Eminem. He has a deep raspy voice which makes him sound like a creepy pedophile, which is implied in the few skits Eminem has made using him.
A lot of people now know Kenneth Kaniff through Whiteboy7thst, a famous youtuber who is a big fan of Eminem and uses the Kenneth Kaniff voice in some of his videos.
My name is Kenneth Kaniff....Kenneth Kaniff from Connecticut...
by cowboybeanz July 27, 2011
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Kenneth

One of the most amazing guy's you could ever possibly meet... He will really turn your world around. Make you forget all the things you don't want to remember. Make you feel as if you're the only two in the world when you're with him. Kenneth is a guy you can always trust, no matter what. He will always know exactly what to say to make your heart race and make it beat faster and slower at the same time :) Kenneth knows how to have fun and you'll never find yourself bored when youre around him. Pretty much you will fall in love with him the day you look into his Gorgeoussss eyes. Kenneth is a wonderful addition to anyones life and it would be wrong not to meet one because NO joke... Kenneth is the most amazing,sweet and one of the funniest guys you will ever meet :)
Kenneth is one heckkk of a Kenneth. ;)
by Imsuchabeast June 13, 2009
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

The name Brian Fantana gave to his right testicle in the movie Anchorman.
"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
by alteredaxons September 29, 2006
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Kenneth

Kenneth is a chic magnet. He is the nicest straight guy you will ever meet. He is smart and sort of nerdy, but funny and cute at the same time. And of corse, he has awesome hair. Although he can be a butt sometimes, he is still awesome.
Look at that Kenneth over there! I envy his hair and chic magnatism.
by An_Awesome_Person October 20, 2008
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Kenneth

Kenneth
Kenneth is here
by Marihana17 October 5, 2018
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Kenneth

He is the best person you will ever meet. He is very nice. He is hot,sexy. He will love you and care about you. If you get a kenneth dont do him wrong.
Omg look at kenneth he's so hot

Oooh that guy looks like he's a kenneth
by Lovebug19394 April 28, 2019
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Kenneth Cole motherfker

A guy in his early 20s who is in an entry level white collar position. He earned his first paycheck and is hoping for a promotion. He shows up on Monday, with a new wardrobe from a discount store, thinking he’s the shit.
Check out Harold, he showin’ up like he some Kenneth Cole Motherfker! Musta got a promotion. I guess auto insurance doin’ right.
by Hernandy December 5, 2020
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