Madeline Rene Kath is my girlfriend!
by Her Ioved one November 15, 2021
Angry sex with your best friends mum against a gate post in the moonlight whilst your best friend sleeps making a "kaaaaaaaa" noise and waking up most of the neighbourhood and then Harry Potter shows up and joins in. Once finished it ends in a "thhhhhh". The angry part comes in when once penetrated, the mother is then left on the gatepost with splinters.
Guy one: "Oh, your mum is so nice."
Bestfriend: "Don't you dare"
-Later on that day-
*bang* *bang* *bang*
Mum: "AARRRGGG. "kaaaa"
Guy: "OMG HARRY POTTER!"
HP: "Yes, yes. OH MY WAND!"
Mum: "thhhhh"
*Guy walks away*
Mum: "My ass hurts. I'm in such an Angry Kath scenario right now."
Bestfriend: "Don't you dare"
-Later on that day-
*bang* *bang* *bang*
Mum: "AARRRGGG. "kaaaa"
Guy: "OMG HARRY POTTER!"
HP: "Yes, yes. OH MY WAND!"
Mum: "thhhhh"
*Guy walks away*
Mum: "My ass hurts. I'm in such an Angry Kath scenario right now."
by user7794 January 25, 2011
Madeline Rene Kath is my girlfriend!
by Her Ioved one November 15, 2021
by rinkolover August 22, 2021
A 'Chunky Kath' is a term given to the girl of the friend group who is the most likely to pinch anything that can be consumed, be it the vodka at the pre-drinks, your flatmate's chezzie-blues or your other mate's chicken nuggets. This is a term coined in the North of England but usually in the Greater Manchester and Stockport area. It is a very localised saying, but every friend group has one. Traditionally these are also the girls who are most likely to deny they want anything until they see others with something - for example, when they begin the night out on cans of cider and finish on everyone else's spirits.
"You having another one of my nuggets? You're such a Chunky Kath!"
"Our Chunky Kath has nicked my vodka again"
"Our Chunky Kath has nicked my vodka again"
by chloe1212 April 24, 2017
by lkcade November 20, 2021
The act of a female performing oral sex on a male while she has stubble, thus creating a chafing or rash on the male.
A.K.A. BK
A.K.A. BK
Ah man I had the best bearded kathe last night, i got out of the shower and she threw me down, then proceded to BK me man!
by Bearded Johnny November 13, 2010