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kafka

The most charming chad thundercock ever to exist.
"OMFG, Jason fucks guys like like kafka".
by Babynav November 8, 2022
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Kafka

Kafka is a masculine first name derived from "k-" prefix meaning "destined for something unavoidable" and the acronym AFK meaning "unable to watch YouTube for long periods of time". The guys named Kafka oftentimes experience inevitable events that causes long periods of AFK moments, e.g. losing arguments with their parents.
Every time I hear my friend Kafka talk about losing arguments with his parents, I know he’s in for another round of AFK moments—poor guy can’t withstand breaks from watching YouTube!
by Emotional Cruiser August 18, 2025
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Kafka

Either:
1) A famous author that is known for multiple books like The Trial, The Metamorphosis and much more.
2) Kafka from HSR. Why are people so down bad for her.
3) Kafka from HI3. I don't know jackshit about HI3 so nothing really for this.
1)

A: Have you read The Trial by Franz Kafka?
B: Not yet, but later maybe!
2)
C: Damn Kafka is hot. id bark for her
D: Why.
3)

The Writer of this post: I- Why did i write this. Time to look into H13's Kafka's lore.
by WindowDestroyer March 7, 2024
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Kafka

Kafka is a bug
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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