judd

he is a wonderful man, he gets amazing grades in school but has extremely sweaty hands. A touch from him can save the dryness of africans

dang its so wet in here i guess it got judded

by oramygrosht April 18, 2019

judd

A member of the testudo (turtle) family. Land judd means turtles that maily live on land and water judds refer to the aquatic varieties."Gamora Judd" means the giant tortoises of the Galapagos Islands.

Judds are interesting reptiles to keep as pets.I own a land judd.

by Elvia February 04, 2008

judd

To tell someone to pick up their shit and get the hell out, and be entirely justified in doing so.

My roomie is such a pig, I'm just going to judd him.

by Kgus January 14, 2008

judds

n. - large nostrils

"His judds were so large it looked like he had four eyes."

"Are you angry or do you just have big judds?"

by davemalaphor October 05, 2013

mr. judd

the most swaggy history teacher in CALC

Did you see Mr. Judd today? His Hawaiian shirt is pretty Pimpin'.

by mochelli May 05, 2016

judd-apatowed

The act of shoving a spoon in someone's butt crack (not the hole).

Why is there a spoon sticking out of Dan's underwear?

I judd-apatowed him last night after he passed out.

Oh, thank God, I thought it was stuck it in his asshole.

by NeoRobot77 May 02, 2017

Dirty Judd

usually a British cunt who plays rocket league with a booter. Often found jerking off in his room to tiny Tom cruise or shoving 30 clips up his ass for great pleasure whilst gagging on his fingers

I can’t play Xbox with you anymore bro, I heard you go “dirty Judd” last night on the mic you forgot to mute ... I’m too turned on

by Sleezy ween June 13, 2020