Jorts

Accepted nickname of New York Knicks and former Kentucky Wildcats basketball player Josh Harrellson. The nickname was coined by Matt Jones of Kentucky Sports Radio. Josh Harrellson is very fond of jean shorts (jorts) and openly embraces the nickname.

Jorts had a really good game last night. He rebounded and shot the 3 really well.

by Waitin' on 8 January 16, 2012

Jorts

Jean Shorts. The two words combined make Jorts. They are usually worn by kids, or by your crazy moustached uncle who likes to wrestle with you.

Jacob wore his jorts so he could wrestle with his nephew.

by TheFiend138 April 21, 2015

jorts

Slang for jean shorts. These are most often worn by the fashion illiterate and the fan base of the University of Florida.

Note: This is the correct spelling; see also jhorts.

Hoff: Nice jorts, Snappanutz.

Snapper: Thanks, Hoffa. I was just too hot in my jeans, so I cut them off. I find the look flattering.

by SnookSniper June 13, 2008

jorts

Jorts are simply jean shorts. In most cases they are just embaressing, but jorts can be pulled off by certain demographics, such as fathers on family vactions. In addition to being popular with men over forty (who typically are wearing knee socks and sandals) Jorts are also popular with younger men who usually smoke marijuana.

Of course he's a stoner, don't you see the jorts?

by Rick1011 April 11, 2008

jorts

knee length denim shorts, jean shorts

Jorts are a summer garment. If you wear them in cold places during the winter you are obviously not thinking about keeping warm.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2008

Jorting

The act of slowly creeping to young honey's on the dance floor without their consent; then to proceed to thrust hips lightly towards the party of said females who are completely unaware of the "jorter's" presence. Typically the "jorter" or "jorting" party are sporting demin shorts; aka "jorts".

Mike: Hey dude, check out Jorts!
Justin: What the hell is he doing, man?
Mike: He's fucking jorting on those poor ladies!

by clockcatcall September 14, 2010

jorts

noun. Jorts are long jean shorts typically worn by Mets fans in and around Shea Stadium. Typical complementary attire includes socks with sandals and a Mike Piazza jersey.

"Nice Jorts. Where did you get your Piazza jersey."

by Joe 183904870 October 2, 2007