Jizztermath

The moments after having a wank where the cum drips literally everywhere you don't want it to.

"I had a really bad Jizztermath last night!"
"Really?"
"Yeah... shirt, pants, sink and alot on the floor"

by truthaboutjizz July 28, 2012

Jizzaster

An unexplained and unnatural disaster that results in everyone covered in jizz

"This movie theatre floor is so sticky, what a jizzaster."

by Skin-NY November 30, 2014