Jew-Jitsu

The martial art of avoiding debt

Floyd owes everyone money, but he avoids the topic and make no intention of ever paying anyone back. He must be a 5th degree black belt in the art of Jew-Jitsu

by contactedmundhere April 10, 2015

jintsy

Similar to chintzy, but can be used in a greater variety of contexts. Messed up, ugly, strange, broken, crazy, etc.

That website is looking jintsy.

by Urban Dictionarier June 23, 2010

jiu jitsu power

The ability to create art of snapping bones or making someone go to sleep

I jiu jitsu powered this dude.

by jj power March 19, 2014

jiu jitsu

Jiu Jitsu is a grappling sport that uses chokes and locks. NOT kicks or punches like in UFC, or MMA. You can use wrestling takedowns or judo throws to takedown your opponent. Its the shit when compared to other martial arts, because most of the other guys know how to fight standing up, but when a jits guy takes your ass down, you dont know what to do when it happens.

-wtf, how did that jon choke out paul?

-cuz jon knows jiu jitsu.

by lemmejitsonyou February 24, 2010

Jitske

She is the funniest of the group and always makes everyone laugh. She isn’t obsessed with boys, but when she falls in love she constantly thinks about that one person.

Person 1: Look at Jitske! She’s looking happy again.

Person 2: Yeah, she’s probably thinking ‘bout him.

by thisdoesntwork October 25, 2019

joy jitsu

Similar to jiu jitsu in that there is grappling and sweating, but with less clothing.

Matches typically take place on a bed, but may extend to floors, tables, or airplane bathrooms.

Walking is the second best form of exercise, following joy jitsu.

by Red Sprite May 26, 2017

jitty

An alley way connecting two streets.

Go down this jitty and turn left to get to Park road.

by Aaron C Rescue August 28, 2003