by Help525600 October 18, 2020
Get the Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! mug.A notably more potent form of the exclamation"Jesus Christ!". Used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.
John: Yo, I just hit your little sister with my car!
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?
by TGBen December 30, 2008
Get the Jesus Christ on a cracker mug.this is what the black guy says in the new Jason bourne movie.
I use this phrase when I see someone in my opinion, cooler than me.
I use this phrase when I see someone in my opinion, cooler than me.
by The guy with website humor February 14, 2017
Get the jesus christ its jason bourne mug.An exclamation when your suprised. Made semi-popular with the Stephen King book/movie Dream Catcher.
by "Pad" August 21, 2006
Get the Jesus Christ bananas mug.The name Bill Cosby thought was his growing up. He thought his brothers name was "God Dammit".
According to Cosby's classic stand-up routine, his father would always yell at him and his brother.
Something like: "Jesus Christ, it's raining, get in here. God Dammit, you get in here too.".
But then one day he was playing in the yard alone and his father called him: "God Dammit, quit making such a racket!" Bill just stood there looking around for his brother. "God Dammit didn't you hear me?" yelled his father to which Bill replied, "But dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"
According to Cosby's classic stand-up routine, his father would always yell at him and his brother.
Something like: "Jesus Christ, it's raining, get in here. God Dammit, you get in here too.".
But then one day he was playing in the yard alone and his father called him: "God Dammit, quit making such a racket!" Bill just stood there looking around for his brother. "God Dammit didn't you hear me?" yelled his father to which Bill replied, "But dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"
Jesus Christ, the Simpsons are killing us in the ratings! God Dammit we're being forced into cancellation because of a stupid cartoon!
by Alfie The Horndog September 17, 2005
Get the Jesus Christ mug.Aussie way of describing the bar above the windows of the passenger seats in a car/truck. In incidents of road rage, reckless driving, four wheel driving, burnouts, etc. the passenger(s) will grab onto it and usually yell "Jesus Christ!"
also known as "Oh Shit!" bar.
also known as "Oh Shit!" bar.
by JustinA <3 November 5, 2009
Get the Jesus Christ Bar mug.by Big Cunt Swallower March 3, 2020
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