cock juggling thunder cunt

what to call a stupid bitch, when calling her 'stupid bitch' simply won't do; the most offensive insult ever

Rio's girlfriend is a total cock juggling thunder cunt.

by kick ass chick January 12, 2005

Jegging Off

Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.

Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.

by Sunny Chances November 23, 2013

Cat Juggling

The art of juggling relationships with many women at the same time.

Brian has to meet 4 girls in one night, without letting any of them know the others exist. His cat juggling skills will be tested tonight.

by catjuggler September 11, 2009

Jiggling

The art of a woman's tits or ass jiggling when she walks, runs, jumps or does any other physical excercise. Jiggling may also occur in a lowered car or lifted truck with stiff springs.

During the earthquake I wasn't even scared because I could not stop staring at Linda's jiggling boobs.

by Skids1 April 14, 2008

juggling my nuts

An expression meaning to tease a person while being indecisive about what they want to do. It can be literally or figuratively related to the feeling of having one's nuts teased.

A) Did the interviewee decide to work here?
B) Nope, he's still juggling my nuts.

1) Did she decide to have sex with you?
2) Nope, she's still juggling my nuts.

by Definition Extraordinaire October 31, 2015

Juggling

Trying to date multiple people at the same time, to have multiple sexual partners during the same period in one's life

Guy: "Isn't stressful having a girlfriend, a wife, and 2 side jawns?!?!?"

Guy2: "It's called juggling my man, only the strong survive!"
Guy: "Whatever dude, have fun catching herpes"

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 18, 2015

cock-juggling-thunder-cunt

hallarious insult used in Blade Trinity.

"You cock-juggling-thunder-cunt!"

by ducttapeman May 2, 2005