Famous actor/comedian and musician, also known for his talents as an impressionist, a stunt/precision driver, a professional heavy equipment/diesel mechanic, and Master Railroader. He was born into a strong family in December 1981 atop a mountain in western North Carolina, is an appalachian american that is also known for his astonishing good looks, and a facial complexion that silences with the slightest of stares or glances from his piercing brilliant Blue eyes, and a young female fan club following. Jarrett has been the model individual for all people that could ever be as Cool or cool motherfucker like as he is. Best known for his role as a supporting actor with Ben Stiller in the 1995 Disney Classic film Heavyweights. Jarrett Now lives semi quietly in Henderson County North Carolina with his goegeous wife and new baby girl.
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