Jarred

usually a jewish boy who is a hypebeast and his mom is a bitch. He also has a small penis.

That jarred last night was horrible in bed and his finger was broken.

by dasjafj December 14, 2010

Jarred

An evil shrew of a boy who likes to cheat on his girlfriends. A liar. Pathetic. Nerd. Doesn't care about anyone but himself.

LIKES TO CHEAT ON LOYAL GIRLFRIENDS WITH HOES NAMED KRISTEN

"Wow, he's such a Jarred"

by KermytheFrog December 29, 2016

Jarred

A horrible person.

Fuck you jarred stupid dyke!

by A JArReD March 6, 2018

Jarred

Person who has chubby mexican friends and is black but acts white

Jarred what are those

by 7944 March 15, 2017

jar jar

1. Lacking any common sense

2. Fucking careless

3. See Also: asshat

My roomate can be a real asshat sometimes.

by David Yoo March 29, 2003

jar jar

To bumble your way to success or victory

I didn't know any of the answers on the test, but I still jar jarred my way to a B.

by Darth Conans December 28, 2015

Jar Jar

Any tall ass foreign chick that: cant speak English, smells like old ass cheese, and is annoying as hell.

What the hell is that jar jar saying? Last time I go to this Taco Bell.

by Dr. Bacon July 22, 2010