Jarred

usually a jewish boy who is a hypebeast and his mom is a bitch. He also has a small penis.

That jarred last night was horrible in bed and his finger was broken.

by dasjafj December 14, 2010

Jarred

An evil shrew of a boy who likes to cheat on his girlfriends. A liar. Pathetic. Nerd. Doesn't care about anyone but himself.

LIKES TO CHEAT ON LOYAL GIRLFRIENDS WITH HOES NAMED KRISTEN

"Wow, he's such a Jarred"

by KermytheFrog December 29, 2016

Jarred

Person who has chubby mexican friends and is black but acts white

Jarred what are those

by 7944 March 15, 2017

Jarred

A horrible person.

Fuck you jarred stupid dyke!

by A JArReD March 6, 2018

jar jar

1. Lacking any common sense

2. Fucking careless

3. See Also: asshat

My roomate can be a real asshat sometimes.

by David Yoo March 29, 2003

jar jar

To bumble your way to success or victory

I didn't know any of the answers on the test, but I still jar jarred my way to a B.

by Darth Conans December 28, 2015

Jar Jar

Any tall ass foreign chick that: cant speak English, smells like old ass cheese, and is annoying as hell.

What the hell is that jar jar saying? Last time I go to this Taco Bell.

by Dr. Bacon July 22, 2010