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Jersey City Carwash

Taking a dump immediately after taking a shower.

Like getting your car cleaned, and immediately having a Jersey City bum throw a bag of shit on your car as you leave. Also, if a flock of birds drop shits on your car after it was washed.
After a nice long hot shower, I was livid when my stomach started rumbling and I knew I was about to have to take a Jersey City Carwash.
by Getfighted138 January 19, 2022
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Jersey City Patty Press

When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.
Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press
by Hypofox April 8, 2024
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Lincoln Highschool jersey city

A school that is filled with hoes thots snakes etc they can’t pass they classes but get a A+ in unnecessary drama they can’t keep they pussy clean but hey they have a good football team
Oh you went to Lincoln Highschool jersey city no wonder it smelt like fish when u walked by
by Yasteppdadddddddy September 21, 2021
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Ocean City, New Jersey

Ocean City, New Jersey is a small island in South Jersey. Dubbed "America's Greatest Family Resort", the "real O.C." is a notorious destination for Pennsylvania's summer vacationers.
Most of the real estate in Ocean City is owned by the shoobies, which is why some consider it to be a "dead town" in the winter. The year-rounders are typically wholesome people who like to smoke some weed in their free time. Their kids are coke head homecoming queens and gansta surfers with dreadlocks.
The locals can tell you about the underground quirkiness of the town. For example, everyone who lives there knows about Slobber Bob and Underdog Girl. Also essential to the town are Express Pizza, Sack O' Subs, 7th Street Surf Shop, Denovum, and, of course, The Boardwalk.
I used to live in Ocean City, New Jersey and we would sabotage shoobies on the boardwalk and flip them off when driving.
by Sassafras Scumblesquash April 29, 2006
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