Instagram

Instagram takes the "look at me, look at me" and self aggrandizing portion of Facebook that everyone pretends not to do and turns it up to eleven.

Find my Instagram @iammorimportantthanyou.

by Leftcoastsurveyor April 10, 2019

instagramic

suitable for Instagram or with Instagram potential

Look at that view! It's so instagramic.

Dude, your burger is instagramic as hell!

by CaptSpaz March 05, 2015

Instagram

A place that can make any average person look way hotter then he/she really is.

You don't need any example!

My Instagram:
_SucksToBeYou_

by Uncle_Damarus August 31, 2014

Instagram

A popular photo-sharing app flawlessly tailored to the explicit purpose of taking over two decades of technological progress in the realm of mobile digital photography and rendering them utterly worthless via application of appalling "filters" designed to transform the original clarity of images recorded by advanced digital sensors into the mottled likeness of expired film from the 1950's developed in coffee grounds.

"Nice photo, Josie, but you really need to clean that screen on your porch, I've never seen one that's so dirty!"

"What do you mean? I was in the middle of the backyard! But if you like the photo, you should check out my other ones on Instagram!"

by Ragnarler July 16, 2012

Instagram

The exact amount a wannabe hipster weighs.

Person 1:That dude is such a hipster

Person 2: He weighs an instagram

by TheRandomKid October 12, 2012

Instagram

Something that won't fix your ugly face...

Kid 1: Hey, check it out! I just got Instagram.
Kid 2: Well you still look ugly...

by echoandramen June 18, 2012

Instagram

Social network where food and drinks meet each other, become friends and sometimes hook up.

-Ice tea: Hey, sweetie. I saw some of your pics on your human's Instagram and you sure look tasty.
-Pizza slice: Stop it! I'm blushing! Here's my number. Call me!

by Eyeye April 10, 2013