Pitch in the Bitch

Darkness. What happens when the lights are turned off.

Influenced by his mother's environmental radicalism, Eli went room-by-room making it pitch in the bitch.

by AtlasShrugged80 January 22, 2012

pitchfork in the saddle

When something bad happens that is anticipated. Consequence of an action that was obvious.

John: I drank to much coffee and smoked a pack of cigarettes after eating at Jack in the Box and then I craped my pants.
Jill: That’s the pitchfork in the saddle.

by Stu846 September 17, 2007

Pittsburgh Piggie-in-the-Blanket

It's when a male mounts an individual's back while the person is on their stomach. The male is reverse cowgirl and then proceeds to fuck the ass crack of the individual as if he were tittie fucking the shit out of the individual. To reach the fullest potential, the male then cums and causes the cum to run into the butthole, making it complete.

"Hey Mike, remember when Bartonian drank that whole bottle of vodka?"

"Yea, man, Harrito gave him one hell of a Pittsburgh Piggie-in-the-Blanket!"

by The Harrillizer April 30, 2009