horsedick

A disgusting horny man whore who finds anything with a vagina attractive. Uses the term dude when talking to alleged 'friends'. Likes to talk to the herbs daily. Other terms associated with horse dick: pizza face , simba and horse. Wanna be Elvis. Has never heard of proactive.

There's horsedick, he's lookin' pretty Simba like today.

by nnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkk October 30, 2011

full housepick

dreaming or living in the luxury mansion of your choice imaginary or supernatural

i see you got the full housepick

by the lone queen August 6, 2009

Housefucked

The resultant act of succumbing to an immediate family member that plans a huge event (>80 people) at your house; and transforms it into something almost unrecognizable because the furniture has been hidden in your own master bedroom and all other available rooms.

Your about to be housefucked

by CritDicks April 12, 2019

housefuckary

To be overly bullshit.

person 1: "I put criterion in my essay"

person 2: "That is housefuckary that is."

by BounciestLine81 December 11, 2020

househacking

Using homeownership to lower your income taxes, as an investment, and generally as a way to make money.

Bob is househacking homeownership, lowering his income taxes, building equity, and putting himself in a position to flip his house soon for a tidy profit

by House Hacker June 29, 2021