Chinese heartburn

Spicy diarrhea; usually experienced after consuming spicy asian cuisines such as Thai , Hunan, or Szechuan.

Guy 1 “Why’s it call Chinese heartburn?”

Guy 2 “Because it burns when it comes out the other side of the world.”

by Leinad25 May 7, 2018

Pavlov's heartburn

Heartburn caused by the mere sight of food, or the thought of eating.

"dude look at the size of the pizza on that poster."
"Ahhh!"
"What?"
"Pavlov's heartburn"

by Trynottalking March 7, 2022

Pavlov's heartburn

Heartburn/acid reflux caused by the mere sight of food, or the thought of eating.

"dude look at the size of the pizza on that poster"
"Ahhh!"
"What?"
"Pavlov's heartburn"

by Trynottalking March 7, 2022