Ethan hazard

A idiot who is a bitch to his girlfriend.Ethan could get cheated on by his girl friend and he would be the one apologising.

Did you hear gabi cheated on him again,he’s such an Ethan hazard!

by EthanHazardsGayCCC February 18, 2020

Hazard Parking

A term used to describe using your car's hazard lights as an excuse to double park or otherwise illegally park your vechicle when there's no spaces available.

Tim: Man, there's no spaces left, but I really want to run in and get a sandwich!

Joe: So, turn on your emergency lights and do some hazard parking in front of the store! I'm hungry!

by Dizzy Louie March 24, 2012

Water Hazard

The splashing of sink water on your shirt or pants to try to show others you did not have pee fly off the urinal and hit you, but that you had a large amount of sink water splash up and hit you while washing your hands.

While I was in the bathroom I saw a kid water hazard before leaving the bathroom.

by Salty nation October 23, 2013

david hazard

fucking niggers cunt pussy mr martins nigger shed

evan , buddy, niggers doing construction, david hazard

by david hazard October 2, 2013

tongue of hazard

performing the art of cunnilingus with a tongue that goes buck-wild. the "tongue of hazard" technique involves rapid tongue thrusting on various parts of vagina. it is known to satisfy any woman with the utmost level of gratification

John: Hello ... Atlantic Avenue Deli, may I help you?
Linda: You know who this was when you were performing the "tongue of hazard" on me last night"
John: I'll go get Joe

by Bouc of Hazard December 14, 2008

Safety hazard

Fletcher Lang

Fletcher Lang is a safety hazard. Also smelly.

by Miles is not smelly May 8, 2019

Hazard Suit

An expensive thick condom used in leiu of double wrapping that you use on girls that might have critters.

You picked up a girl from that dive bar? Damn man you better wear a hazard suit.

OH GOD! $7 for a damn hazard suit and it had a hole in it. I got crabs, the clap and a bun in the oven... <baaam> <thud>

by calducciano May 15, 2005