Like a jackass in a hailstorm

Being in an undesireable situation over which you have no control. You just have to endure or take it.

I MUST attend my boss's daughter's wedding - Sigh. I feel like a jackass in a hailstorm!

by winn98 September 4, 2009

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Frank Allen Hailstorm

When youre having sex with a girl from behind (there has to be a fan in the room that is turned on), you shit in your hand, throw your crap in the fan, and run out of the room before it splatters on you so the girl gets covered in your shit.

"Omg I had to dump my boyfriend he pulled a Frank Allen Hailstorm on me"
"I remember my first Frank Allen Hailstorm..."
"Frank Allen was a great man"

by 916piyump September 28, 2009

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Hank Aaron Hailstorm

While having sweet doggy style intercourse with a female, you proceed to deficate in your hand and toss it up into the ceiling fan, thus creating a hail storm of feces.

I was totally porking susan last night and i decided to hank aaron hailstorm that hoe!

by ahar April 25, 2010

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