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ground-pounding

(V.) The act of having sex with the earth.
Males
Step 1: poke a hole through the soil.
Step 2: whip out your penis.
Step 3: Stick your penis in the hole.
Females
Step 1: find a tree stump or tree root.
Step 2: pull your pants down.

Step 3: insert tree stump/root into vagina.
Student 1 : Did you hear about Alexander Kurl?
Student 2: No! What did he do?
Student 1: He gave up trying to find a significant other and went ground-pounding yesterday.
by Buzkill625 March 19, 2017
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Ground pound

A popular video game manuver, involving slamming one's ass into the floor. Also called the butt-bounce
With the thruster pack, Ratchet can do a ground pound.
by Blaster 2.5 May 11, 2006
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Ground pound

Her: hey whats up?
HIm: I'm gonna Ground pound your ass into the next demention.
by E brod February 5, 2007
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Ground Pound

to virouciously fuck on a concrete or wooden floor with no bias for the other persons safety. usually anally
Memme: are you Ground Pounding that dawg?
Tad: yea
by MastreM0O October 9, 2008
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The Ground-Pound

A sexual act in which a male partner defacates on the floor, then tags his partner doggie style while holding their head inches over the shit on the floor. Usually the partner "ground-pounding" yells "You can't have it!!" several times as they keep their partner's face over the shit by their hair. Then eventually the partner then yells "Oh you can have it!!!!" and smashes their face into the shit. Thus giving them "The Ground-Pound".
The Ground-Pound is just plain nasty!
by Wussmonster March 2, 2010
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Ground Pound Round

The act of fucking a female or fat male, then, while holding her/him, tilt her/him backwards and start slaping his/her titties like bangos.
Pnut- I'm horny.
Mitchless- Give me a Ground Pound Round.
Pnut- Ehhh, nah'. I'm average cuuh'.
by This is TravisTodd Ortyl May 13, 2011
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fag drag ground pound

combination of fag drag and the ground and pound manuever. as the fag is being dragged, a person stays in the back ground and pounding the shit out of the fag's face.
Lets fag drag ground pound to inflict as much pain on that gay kid.
by aswisgay October 17, 2008
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