gretto

a mix between ghetto and retto

look and that bitch ass gretto

by hellopele February 6, 2009

Grattan wank

Masturbating to the lingerie pages of a clothing catalogue, as you did when you were 13 and couldn't get hold of proper filth.

Also handy for when you want a change of pace from mind-blowing internet-based grot.

(The Grattan catalogue was popular in the Uk about 15 years ago, and had a huge ladies underwear section.)

"Dude, I went old school and had a badass Grattan wank last night"

by Ohfoshizzo November 2, 2009

Joe Gatto

Joe is a former member of the tv show Impractical Jokers:( . He will be greatly missed on the show. He is HILARIOUS! You gotta love Joe.

Person 1: “Who’s your favorite joker?”
Person 2: “Joe Gatto! He’s the best”
Person 1: “I know! I’m so sad he left”

by purplehazestrain March 27, 2022

gratte noune

Facial hair starting from your lower lip to the middle of your chin.In english it litteraly mean "sratch vagina".

guy1:"Heille j'aime ton gratte noune."
guy2:"Ta mère aussi."

by zygualouf October 4, 2009

Grotto Monster

A greatly feared beast that resides in small shaded bodies of water. Preferred habitat is a cave with a waterfall covering the entrance. The Grotto Monster will spring upon prey and destroy them with powerful jaws and arms eating nearly every body part. Due to ferocious attacks he remains perhaps one of most feared monsters in Northern California although he has been spotted several times in southern California.

No one has every captured footage of the Grotto Monster, because no eyewitnesses are ever found. The earliest recording of the Grotto Monster's Legend is somewhere in the early 1980's. Although the sources are plentiful they remain spurious.

"Oh my God! Run for your lives its the Grotto Monster!"

by DR Griffin July 28, 2009

El goatto

A place where only goats can rule.

I visited el goatto last week.

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

joey gatto

a popular Youtuber, known for his beatboxing skills and hilarious songs! Also, a member of the collab group Settle Down Kids (SDK) along with Jonah Green, Ryan Abe, Josh Sobo, Adam and Nick Buongiovanni, and Joe Santagato.

Have you heard "Nutella on Everything" by Joey Gatto??

by alexis_stover November 4, 2014