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Gran Turismo 5 

A highly publicized and widely anticipated release for the Playstation 3, that doesn't actually exist. It is a fable. The unicorn of the gaming industry.

It's newest release date is infinity.
Hey man, did you hear? Sony just announced the release date for Gran Turismo 5, we're going to pre-order it now.

Other guy says, you can pre-order it right here.

*snatches $60 from the fellows hand, pulls out a lighter, burns money*
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gran turismo 4 gearhead 

an individual who has both knowledge and expertise in all aspects of the video game Gran Turismo 4

Gran Turismo 4

Of or relating to Ass.
DAYUMN! Did you see how much Gran Turismo 4 the Heels kicked on Sunday?
Gran Turismo 4 by Serico May 13, 2005

Gran Turismo 3 

I got it in May of 2002. But since it was an unasked-for present, i haven't really played it that much. I'm about 28% complete (but i did use a cheat cartridge to gimme lots 'o' money) and, quite frankly, i will admit this is one game that has truly played me. Has anyone got any cheats that will end my torment?
Gran Turismo 3- I only sit down with it about once every few months and try to complete it, so i'll be about 60 by the time i ever complete it normally. Anyone got any help?

Gran Turismo 4

Gran Turismo 4 is the greatest racing game of all time. No racing game before or since have managed to capture the spirit of Gran Turismo 4. It has good racing, good physics, huge car and track list, but the two things that makes Gran Turismo 4 stand out compared to other racing games iare the 2 most important aspects of any racing game, career mode and progression. Gran Turismo 4's career mode is not only diverse and long, but is extremely well designed thanks to the progression that makes you go from slow econoboxes to the fastest Le Mans Prototypes and Group Cs. It also includes 24 hour endurance races if you're masochist like me. Gran Turismo 4 is what every racing game should dream as. A career mode that is diverse, long, replayable, and a progression that makes you go from slowest to fastest is what every racing game needs to take notes on, especially future racing games.

Playing Gran Turismo 

In short, "Playing Gran Turismo" refers to driving while high, or blazed, if you will. The effect of the weed gives one the impression that one is indeed playing the popular video game Gran Turismo.
Guy #1: Nice Bowl, bro.

Guy #2: Lets go cruising. I wanna go Playing Gran Turismo.

gran turismund

A copied playstation game that devvo sold his mother to the gypsys for
Cans I comes to yoons house to watch your tellivizzle, play gran turismund and sleep in your bed.... I'm not gay
gran turismund by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005