the socially inappropriate incapacity to keep the noise from one's headphones from leaking all over nearby people (e.g., bus/subway/train passengers, coworkers)
by human unit 19NN-NN-NNTNN:NN:NN January 6, 2015
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After that giant soda, I felt a wave of panic and thought I had pseudo-incontinence, but it was just the urgency to find a bathroom!
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