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headphone incontinence

the socially inappropriate incapacity to keep the noise from one's headphones from leaking all over nearby people (e.g., bus/subway/train passengers, coworkers)
The quiet car is sometimes soaked with headphone incontinence.
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pseudo-incontinence

The perception that you have incontinence even though you akcually don't, just because you can no longer hold your urge to urinate
After that giant soda, I felt a wave of panic and thought I had pseudo-incontinence, but it was just the urgency to find a bathroom!
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025
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