going on a date

going on a date is prison slang for masturbation

get out of here i'm going on a date

by dank beats April 7, 2017

the difference between going on dates and dating

1) going on dates is self explanatory. you've hung out alone on purpose. dating is when you're not going on dates with anyone else, and ***THE GUY HAS ASKED THE GIRL TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND.*** (or the girl has asked to be his girlfriend, or they decided amongst themselves that they were officially "dating"/"going out"; etc.)

2) dating is facebook official. ...most of the time.

Examples:
1)
Girl:"So I went on a date with Tom this weekend."
Girl's friend:"So are you dating him now?"
Girl:"No, he only asked me to go to the movies."
Girl's friend:"Do you think he'll ask you to be his girlfriend?"
Girl:"Probably not, he's a boy, so he probably doesn't know the difference between going on dates and dating, and thinks that one date means we're dating. I better set him straight."

2)
SMART BOY:"I went on another date with Lisa last night, it was really great. I think I'm gonna ask her to be my girlfriend tomorrow."
DUMB BOY:"Wait I thought you guys were dating?"
SMART BOY:"No, we've been on a couple dates, but we're not official."

3)
Boy:"Will you go out with me?
Girl:"On a date? Or dating?"
Boy:"Uhhh..."

by informative girl November 14, 2011

What's Going On?

As in, whats up? What's happening? How's it going?

Bob: What's Going On?

Fred: Nothing much.

by 10001100111000 December 25, 2011

Going on a Moat

Doing something crazy out of the ordinary.. Extreme or Over the top..

The letter M can also be used to describe a moat...

"Going on an M" For example.

Jesus Barry... Darren's acting like Raoul Moat today...

Yes Keith.. "He certainly is Going on a Moat"

by Athewordofwisdom June 10, 2013

going "on the watch"

A term used to tell your friends you have to take a shit when chicks are around so as to avoid embarrassement from the hot babes. Often followed by "the way's clear" to let your friends know you've gotten away with it.

Ben: Hey guys im going "on the watch" , (in whispers) Kyle make sure noones watching me on the watch.

Kyle:gotcha bro... Hey laura why dont we go over there....

Ben: Alright the ways all clear.

by btongninjaturtle October 28, 2009

going on private

Going on private or going private means to send nudes on things like Snapchat and Instagram.

"Do you want to go on private?"

Joseph-"Are you still dating her?"
Nathan-"Yea bro we already going on private."

by Theylovemuyang March 20, 2016

waas going on

well its what is going on?

Mark: yeah that was so funny jason

Jason: i haven't stopped laughing

Ryan: waas going on

by odbfish March 31, 2010