Fuckit 

A device for smoking marijuana. Normally used when nothing else can be found (ie. papers, a bowl, bong, etc) Fuckits usually consist of tinfoil and/or a plastic bottle.

-Name given when everyone is too fed up with searching for a smoking device.

"Dude, I can't find the bowl... or the papers....."
"Ah fuckit, get the 2-liter. We're making a bowl."

"Screw finding the bowl man, just grab the fuckit."

Fuckit by Syndicate66 February 10, 2010

Fuckit List 

List of shit you were trying to do but eventually had to say "Fuck It" Unlike the traditional "Bucket List", the "Fuckit List" is not written in advance, but added to as you no longer give a fuck to do something.

I've moved reconciling with you to my fuckit list.

Fuckit List by Dimwitty April 18, 2013

fuckit 

A chemical found in marijuana. Fuckit makes you happily apathetic. From Kat Williams comedy act.

You need more fuckit in your system

fuckit by TabiKat May 19, 2008

Fuckit List 

Opposite of Bucket List, which is the things you want to do before you die, a Fuckit List is a list of things you don't want to do and in fact, would rather die than do. The jobs are usually tedious, boring, redundant and pointless.
Fuckit List:

1. Clean the garage.
2. Clean the gutters.
3. Install new toilet.
4. Strip and wax basement floor.
5. Remove poison ivy from back wall of garage.

6. Scrub garbage can.

Wife: "Honey, did you remember to reseal the driveway?"
Husband, watching ball game on TV: "I'll get to it.."
Friend: "Is that on your 'Honey-Do List'?"
Husband: "No, it's on my Fuckit List...it ain't gettin' done in this lifetime!"

Fuckit List by Turkey Trot July 19, 2011

Fuckit list 

The list of things you meant to get done before you die, but now realize you're never going to get around to.

My "Fuckit list": Yeah, I was going to write the Great American novel before I died, but I got busy. Also, you're going to have to clean the gutters without me. Fuck it.

Fuckit list by TakesALickin July 19, 2011

fuckit switch 

A type of trip fuse located in the back of the brain. When multiple tasks, deadline pressure, and unrealistic demands threaten the brain's delicate circuitry, the switch pops into "fuckit" or "safe" position, allowing for rest, relaxation, and a healthy attitude readjustment.

"If that phone rings one more time with another problem, it's going to blow my fuckit switch."

-ring-
-click-

"Fuckit!"

fuckit switch by pj555 November 28, 2007

Fuckit List 

1. The list of people you want to fuck before you die despite overwhelming negative odds; Rachel McAdams

2. The list of people you hope crazy voodoo shit happens to; crazy downstairs Russian lady who bangs on the floor with her broom

Father: Raquel Welsh and Sophia Loren are tied at the top of my fuckit list, what about you?
Son: Rachel McAdams...who the fuck is Sophia Loren?
Father: "Who the fuck is Sophia Loren?"!! Son, you just made my other fuckit list.

Fuckit List by AirplaneDonk November 8, 2010