Fecal Matter

Excrements propelled at an extremely fast rate out of the anus

After Bob ate the 10 lb burrito, fecal matter spewed out of him.

by UnstoppableBolt2003 May 31, 2016

human fecal matter

Shit from humans

This morning, i found human fecal matter on my side of the bed.

by gogojohnny April 24, 2022

fecal matter

A word used to describe poop in a mature manner in the case that a small child voids feces from the bowels in a public pool, causing evacuation.

Attention, insert pool name here members and guests. Fecal matter has been discovered in the dive well. Please exit the pool while we decontaminate the area. Thank you.

by Jesustits August 26, 2005

fecal-matter-meter

an imaginary device used to measure the amount of fecal matter on a person or object.

"that hobo is smoking a cigarette butt from the sidewalk. my fecal-matter-meter is beeping like crazy... i should probably turn it off during mardi gras."

by annakatherine7 August 17, 2008