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Wedding Cake Fart

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A gigantic, usually pretty loud fart that comes out multi-tiered, starting out extremely wide and becoming more narrow towards the end of the fart, feels like it's shaped almost like a wedding cake
I woke up to a nice wedding cake fart this morning, I felt pretty invigorated.
by Slimy Steve April 8, 2011
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cake fart

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The application of chocolate cake to one's posterior immediately prior to expulsion of a flatus or series of flatii through the anus.
Leroy: "What happened to my chocolate cake, man?"
Derek: "Patsy cake farted it all over Norah's face this morning"
Leroy: "Safe, man, safe"
by Steve06 August 28, 2008
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A rather disgusting website where a girl gets naked and farts with her ass buried in the cake
Wow that chicks hot to bad she had to fart in cakes on that website. ergo cake fart.
by Bleezy4sheezy August 23, 2008
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Cake Fart Girl

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A common white trash just like Palin or the Britney Spears, who uses a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other two, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity.
That's what's wrong with America: every trailer trash who wants to become famous farts on a cake or embarrasses herself with stupid ignorant comments like Palin. Cake Fart Girl epitomizes this malaise.
by Obamawitz December 19, 2010
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Cake Fart Girl

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A common white trash just like Palin or the Britney Spears, who uses a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other two, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity.
That's what's wrong with America: every trailer trash who wants to become famous farts on a cake or embarrasses herself with stupid ignorant comments like Palin. Cake Fart Girl epitomizes this malaise.
by Dondy Dockings December 20, 2010
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According to your phone, your top nigga from da hood.
"Yo, where you at, Cake-Fart?"
by Gabe Slev Rollins March 14, 2009
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Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake

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When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.

She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.
L: Dude I feel like a Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake with my bitch tonight.
C: Sounds delightful.
by Billy Bob Goat II June 19, 2009
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