Faihan

Unfortunately, he tends to be flat. Despite that fact, he's hot, hotter than you reading this, unless you're Faihan. And if you're lucky...

Person 1: Here comes the flatty.
Person 2: I Don't care if he's flat, he can take my kids.
Faihan: Hi
Person 2: -faints-
Ibrahim: Hello

by definetly not Ibrahim May 12, 2021

Fahaam

Definitely the cutest person you’ll meet! All fahaams have cute smiles and are alwayssss energetic

Hey you know fahaam, he’s so cute !

by Annooonnnnymousss May 22, 2021

FAIZAAN

An idiot who reminds the teacher about homework, does all the work during group projects and gets no tail until his high school reunion.

Friend; you wanna jump Faizaan after class?
Friend: HELL YEAH!

by ReaperBanger February 19, 2023

National throw Faizaan day

OCTOBER 12-grab a tiny man called faizaan and throw them, drag them, bully them and abuse them however you like or do whatever you like because they are short!!

Must be over 5’1 to throw him and any other small person . SMALL PEOPLE YOU BETTER RUN AND HIDE....

Mandem: ‘yo Faizaan'
Faizaan: ‘Lowe it lowe it'
Mandem:'REST UP'
Faizaan:'NOOOOO'
Mandem:' WHY U RUNNING'
Happy national throw Faizaan day

by RM #MOB October 6, 2020

Farhaan

Farhaan means being an absolute beast. In a similar manner to God, he giveth but also taketh away from mortal beings.

Damn bro, you see that guy? He sure is like a Farhaan.

by God number 29 November 24, 2021

Faizaan

Noun; A faizaan is someone who everyone bullies. He is realistically intensely bullyable. Hes into dominant blondes and refuses to admit it. If you ask him a question theres a 50% chance he will chuckle in response. It’s utterly annoying. He has had this car pillow from the age of 7 and refuses to let go of it. Hes gay. Very gay. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY HE JS THE GIRL BESTIEEE

Person 1: why are you telling him that… thats tmi
Person 2: dw faizaans kind of the girl bestie

by lemonnpieperson July 27, 2022

Faizaan Malik

A Guy Who’s Been On YouTube Since Late 2015, He Is So Handsome And Cool And Awesome, But He Only Has 20 Subscribers, He Needs Love And Embrace, And He’s A Great Excuse For Getting Out Of Doing Homework, He Makes Good Videos, And He Was Born On May 25th, 2005 (Age 14), And He Is Famous.

Mom: Why Didn’t You Do Your Homework?
Me: I’m Watching Faizaan Malik’s Videos.
Mom: Oh Okay Carry On Then.

by ZacharyLopezKirby123 July 20, 2019