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Epic Beard Man

Epic Beard Man

A term recently used to refer to the old man with the large white beard who beat the living hell out of a man on a city bus in Oakland who was threatening to fuck him up.

Name Breakdown:

Epic- Used to describe the epic thrashing power of this 67-year-old senior citizen

Beard- Refers to the large white beard on this epic man's face

Man- This one speaks for itself

For more information YouTube: AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT I AM A MOTHERFUCKER
Ex 1:

nbritton (1 hour ago)

The Epic Beard Man has taught me that real men can cry in public.
*salute*

Ex 2:

imacomputer1 (6 minutes ago)

Epic Beard Man is my hero!

Ex 3:

jlira01 (1 hour ago)

Epic Beard Man, you complete me.
by CallDaAmbalamps February 19, 2010
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Epic Beard

When an event is beyond epic. Too amazing for normal words to describe
That concert was Epic Beard!
by welovevesa January 28, 2009
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epicardo

When something is epic
WOW that 's epicardo
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Epic Beard Man

A fucking racist asshole that decided to pick on a poor black man just because of his race. When the man defended himself, he got a thrashing from the older man and required medical assistance. Police further investigated the story and found out that the elder man was on drugs and mentally unstable at the time. A sad sack of shit, poor excuse for a living being. Gives a bad name to white people, and perpetuates the idea that all black people are ignorant. One word: Obama.

He is epic as in Epic Fail Beard Man.

White supremacists, go fuck yourselfs.
EBM: I'm a 67 year old unstable racist asshole on drugs. I will beat you up because you are black. When you retaliate, I will kill you.

Black guy: What the fuck did you say about my race?
EBM: Shut the fuck up. *beats him up*
Black guy: you are sued. Didn't even kill me, haha racist ass hole. Enjoy your days in jail, retard.
EBM: Nooo I'm such a Nazi fucktard, why am I so fucking racist and stupid? I am not an epic beard man!
by Anonymous1610 September 18, 2010
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epicbendpw

Probably the best person you will meet just all round legend
Epicbendpw is cool af
by H was hebzivw May 31, 2020
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