Sausage Egg McMuffin 

When your partner puts his dick in your muffin shaped ass and cracks an egg on your back.

We got kinky this weekend and I gave my girl the sausage egg mcmuffin.

Sausage Egg McMuffin by mark twains hardballz August 22, 2009

Walking Egg Mcmuffin 

An obese person

That guy has so many fat rolls he looks like a walking egg Mcmuffin

Walking Egg Mcmuffin by BlackMigos June 18, 2014

Egg Mc.Muffin 

A sexual achievement that results in best orgasm-
and all it takes is an easy seven steps!
1: find a large women (FAT)
2: do her doggy style
3: knock her out (donkey punch)
4: give her liposuction and keep fat
5: use fat to grill an egg
6: put cooked egg on her vagina
7: insert penis

Dude i totally gave dat hoe a Egg Mc.Muffin

Egg Mc.Muffin by Gunars January 20, 2009

egg mcnuffin 

when ur doing nothin

“wyd”
“egg mcnuffin”

egg mcnuffin by FedEgg bro January 25, 2019

EggMcMuffin 

When you give or receive the engulfing of the entire male genitalia (cock and balls) into the subjects mouth for pleasure and or torture.

"It is a little known fact that Kenneth Copeland can unhinge his jaw and EggMcMuffin' Crelo Dolla"

EggMcMuffin by Blastherfaster June 4, 2018