earthquaker

someone who is so fat, when they walk the ground shakes.

she eats taco bell everyday, i think she's a earthquaker.

by cheyannespussy69 September 27, 2017

Earthquake head

Absolutely mind blowing fellatio.

Last night's blow job was a real Earthquake head.
I thought my brain was going to explode!

by fishyfishy-oh May 29, 2012

batman earthquake

When a man jumps off of a high surface, e.g. a counter or dresser, and slams his fully erect penis into his partner's ass

Guy 1: Hey man, did you give that chick a Batman Earthquake last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, she liked it because her parents were also dead

by Dragor July 9, 2016

Chad earthquake

When a total lad takes a shit in a public washroom. Clenches as hard as he can for optimal splashing. Makes loud and obnoxious grunting noises. Will often leave the stall door open and ask his neighbors if they need toilet paper.

"Bro hold my beer I need to go drop a Chad earthquake."
"I got you bro just don't forget to make lots of noise and ask your neighbors if they need toilet paper."

by Bort: Slayer of Paninis August 3, 2017

little earthquake

a term for orgasm, as said on the TV show ‘Everything Sucks’ at least

i just jerked off and I totally had a little earthquake man

by baesick May 7, 2018

belgian earthquake

When a man receives a blow job from a female, is balls deep in her mouth and she belches, rattling your balls.

My girl was giving me head last night when I went balls deep and she gave me the Belgian Earthquake. My balls registered it a 10 on the Richter scale!

by Robbie/Mark September 8, 2007

earthquake driver

Someone who takes risks in order to make a gain. No matter the price, the risk is always worth it to an earthquake driver.

Josh listens to what people say more than listening to his own heart because he is an earthquake driver.
Jaynie listens to her heart instead of what other people say because she is an earthquake driver.
Marcus sells drugs because he is an earthquake driver.

by JuicyPineapple February 17, 2015