Earthquake head

Absolutely mind blowing fellatio.

Last night's blow job was a real Earthquake head.
I thought my brain was going to explode!

by fishyfishy-oh May 29, 2012

earthquake driver

Someone who takes risks in order to make a gain. No matter the price, the risk is always worth it to an earthquake driver.

Josh listens to what people say more than listening to his own heart because he is an earthquake driver.
Jaynie listens to her heart instead of what other people say because she is an earthquake driver.
Marcus sells drugs because he is an earthquake driver.

by JuicyPineapple February 17, 2015

earthquake weather

A period of unease preceeding a large earthquake. This is not a scientific term, although heat and humidity have been said to preceed major earthquakes.

The term can also be applied to tension between friends, possibly preceeding a fight.

"What's with this heat, man?"
"Earthquake weather."

by David. April 1, 2005

Earthquake Punch

The act of punching some one directly in the mouth as hard as one can imagine. You must call "Earthquake Punch" before you punch, as if you do not, the Earthquake Punch will not be as powerful.

"That kid is such a D-Bag"
*walks over to the kid*
"EARTHQUAKE PUNCH!!!"

*punches kid very hard in the mouth*

by 1j1l2s3 October 18, 2010

Earthquake vomit

An Earthquake vomit is when there is a swarm of earthquakes in one region.

Pronunciation: bchgrughrughruch.

Wow, did you see that earthquake vomit that happened yesterday? It looked fascinating!

by renseke October 21, 2012

earthquake party

A sketch on the comedy show "The Upright Citizens Brigade" in which a group of investigators attempt to interrogate a woman suspected of attending a recent "earthquake party" In the sketch, an "earthquake party" is one in which people either pretend that there is an earthquake going on, or they actually attempt to start an earthquake. Appears on Episode #308, the "small town show"

A quiet small town deals with earthquake parties, dolphin aliens and Armageddon.

by Wheelinshirt April 3, 2005

Earthquake Test

When a friend is using the urinal or peeing in a stall, you yell "Earthquake Test!" and then push them forward while they are peeing.

John was trying to pee and I gave him an earthquake test. Now his pants are all wet.

by Bizzle August 17, 2004