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Office Drunk

An acceptable rate of drunkness for the office.

You may have trouble with typing, talking loudly and feel slightly giddy when standing up from your desk.
Terence: Haha listen to Andrew laughing, he is being so loud!

Amy: I know, he went out at lunch so is most likely office drunk.
by BeautyQueen004 May 6, 2010
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post office drunk

Adjective: A term describing an incredibly drunk state in which those who are drunk feel compelled to go to the post office and smash beer bottles.
John: Dude, I'm fucking drunk.

Eric: Dude, are you post office drunk?

John: You know man, I think I am. Do we have any empty bottles that need smashing?
by JohnHinkleH February 26, 2010
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