Doritoes

When thy toes are seasoned with the largely popular band doritos.
Jake: Yo u like my doritoes?
Tennyson: WHOSE DORITOES ARE THOSE
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Doritos

delicious crisps that are even better with the doritos dip
i like doritos, who ever says they don't is getting murdered next midnight
by DoritosLover June 18, 2019
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dorito

1) Crisps or chips (for you americans), which are of a triangular shape and are comonly dipped in flavoured 'dip'.

Also possibly the best snack in the world!

2) Describing someone with a very triangular head. Most of the time used an insult to a person, who is flat, lifeless and often cheesy.
1) WOW! these doritos are delicious!

2)Shut up Tom! your a dorito!
by Curt Parr April 25, 2007
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doritoitis

When the subject continously jabs there fingers into the bottom of the dorito bag. Hence the subjects fingers become broken and misshapen.
That fat ass got a bad case of doritoitis.
by Tommyy August 10, 2007
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the dorito

Kenrich: Hey look Nick its the dorito
Nick: OMG
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Doritos

A family of people who have really skinny triangle heads
You are such doritos are you going to be the new flavor coming out in the next superbowl commercials
by THEFATHEROFYOU April 14, 2017
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dorito

girls who wear sooo much makeup that there faces go orange(cheesy) and are total sluts who go around saying "cumon den mon, im gonna beat u up mon!!!" then run off crying when you slap them! they think that evryone fancies them, but most people hate them! all they ever talk about is their hair and the "long" lists of boys who fancy them. they think that they are all popular and that everyone should obey them. in short, they are chavy sluts so stay away!!!
they are such fucking doritos
by liv or die September 09, 2005
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