John Dericks are smart, funny, handsome, and the type of person who you want to be around. They would typically have a contagious laugh and can make you laugh just by being there. They love eating, spending time with loved ones, and having fun. John Dericks tend to speak before they think and may lead to them saying something that may offend you, or just may be a little dumb.
by anonymous152666 April 1, 2019
Get the john derick mug.girl: "Yo, who's Mason Dash Disick?"
boy: "Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick's son."
girl: "Oh...but why is his middle name DASH?"
boy: "As in karDASHian."
boy: "Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick's son."
girl: "Oh...but why is his middle name DASH?"
boy: "As in karDASHian."
by whatsupsexything December 30, 2009
Get the Mason Dash Disick mug.When a person is being sly about what they are up to with the opposite sex. Not telling anyone about who they are contacting/seeing.
Snake Derick signs;
-Fake excuses why they can't come out.
-Hiding text messages from others.
-Shifty eyes and cheeky grin when quizzed on the nature of whom they are texting.
-Lying about what they are up to when asked.
Basically being a slimey slithering snake in the long grass when it comes to trying to get with someone from the opposite sex.
Snake Derick signs;
-Fake excuses why they can't come out.
-Hiding text messages from others.
-Shifty eyes and cheeky grin when quizzed on the nature of whom they are texting.
-Lying about what they are up to when asked.
Basically being a slimey slithering snake in the long grass when it comes to trying to get with someone from the opposite sex.
Me."Yo Lauri, who you texting over there?"
Lauri."No one" {shifty eyes and cheeky grin}
Me. "What you mean no one, your clearly texting someone, you snake derick!"
Lauri. {Shifty eyes and cheeky grin}
Me. "Cunt"
Lauri."No one" {shifty eyes and cheeky grin}
Me. "What you mean no one, your clearly texting someone, you snake derick!"
Lauri. {Shifty eyes and cheeky grin}
Me. "Cunt"
by Iplegend April 12, 2008
Get the snake derick mug.by derick lopez January 23, 2009
Get the Derick mug.Noun; The absence of Ritalin. Uncontrollable spouts of random words that fly at high velocity and intonations. Master of Kendo and other forms of fighting. A cross between something about mary and the chipmunks.
Calm down man, your being a dirck right now.
Can you pass me a bottle of dirck.
I'm gonna go dirck on your ass.
Can you pass me a bottle of dirck.
I'm gonna go dirck on your ass.
by David and Dan March 2, 2008
Get the Dirck mug.A person who somehow manages to get hurt whenever they practice but just says they're fine yet shows clear sign of injury
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Get the Derick Rose Syndrome mug.When u pull your dick out of a butthole and it is a fudgesicle(meaning it has shat on it). After this occurs your dick is now known as a didickle.
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