Dihydrogen Monoxide

A dangerous substance that can cause corrosion, suffocation, and many other life-threatening problems. Worse yet, it is found all over the world, and people often consume it without realizing it.

...Water. It's water. Did you get worried for a second? Congratulations: You have become a victim of Zohnerism; the use of a true (though confusing) statement that the general public would not be able to fully understand, causing them to jump to incorrect conclusions.

Dihydrogen Monoxide is often used in April Fool's pranks to fool people who do not know what it is. It was popularized by then 14-year-old Nathan Zohmer, who trolled almost all of his ninth-grade classmates into banning it from the school he attended for a science fair.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021

Dihydrogen Oxide

Also known as "Dihydrogen Monoxide." A term for water that vax pushers and other science fanatics use to mock those who like organic food and choose to live naturally without harmful chemicals.

Michael saw the organix booth and was shouted "dihydrogen oxide OMGOMG! LOL!" then got his head stomped on the pavement. Michael now has medical bills he can't pay.

by thenextbojizzle March 3, 2025

DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE

A chemical which can kill anything and anyone!!! BE AWARE!!!
(actually the chem name for pure water (H2O) but just for the meme and for the people who don't know , this is used)

P1: Name a thing every serial killer drinks but whoever drinks it dies?
P2 ( a person who dont know) : what
P1: DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE
P2: shit, toxic

by Boltogy November 10, 2022