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One millimeter defeater

A very average sized and perfect for the job penis
Billy: hey Bobby wanna fuck
Bobby: Watchu Packing
Billy: A One Millimeter Defeater
by ItsThatDay August 26, 2022
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one millimeter non-defeater

A One millimeter non-defeater is an extremely tiny micro penis, a real baby carrot, which can usually be found on gay dudes with daddy issues.
"hey Audrey, I don't know if you know this but, the dude your dating, Preston, has a one millimeter non-defeater." Toren said. " Really? wow, no wonder he turned me down when I tried to take his pants off."
by Scooby Snaxcks September 28, 2023
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deepwater 11

a groove metal band from Waterloo IA. known for there heavy riffs and mix of death voxs and intense live shows
deepwater 11
by bassest October 4, 2010
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Deepwater Horizon Poo

Oily, fatty floating diarrhea. Like an oil slick.
by poopyhead1987 December 27, 2011
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2 millimeter defeater

a way to describe a small dick even tho in reality it’s huge
Girl :your dick is huge” You: “Yeah i know i got that 2 millimeter defeater
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Deepwater Horizon

A deviant sexual act whose name based on the exploding oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico. The act begins with a blumpkin (a blowjob on the male while the male defecates into a toilet bowl). In the midst of the act, one of the parties lights a match that causes an explosion from the burning methane.
I got that girl from the club to give me a blumpkin. Halfway through I went to light a cig and it caused an explosion like the Deepwater Horizon, dawg! It singed my ass hairs and almost blew up my toilet!
by JC Not Christ September 9, 2010
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2 millimeter defeater

an erection especially an embarrassing one you get in class
"why does the 2 millimeter defeater have to be active during school" KJDAMAYNE
by uwuga January 13, 2022
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