Danishing

The act of switching to the Danish language while in the middle of a conversation with English or other foreign language speakers.

Mareen: So I was doing the whole drama thing when suddenly my teacher came in and-
Rose: Oh my god, Dagmar, kan du huske dengang vi tog fusen på vores lærer?
Mareen: Stop Danishing on me I don't understand!

by India Kirkland June 20, 2014

Dogfishing

When you put a photo of your dog on an online dating profile in the hopes of improving your chances of securing a mate. Dogfishing is even more dog-fishy when the photo is of the dog as a puppy, though the aforementioned dog is now a full-grown adult and not nearly as cute or as likely to encourage potential mates to consider the dogfisher as a partner.

That girl asked Bernard how old his puppy was after seeing a photo of his dog on Tinder - little did she know, he was dogfishing and the dog was now 3 years old.

by triceratop July 4, 2021

Deadfishing

When your fisherman distastefully takes you by surprise by prematurely getting his rocks off, but he promptly attempts to cast his limp rod anyway because of his deep infatuation for gettin sum of dat bass.

“Ahhhhhhhh….. oops… Sorry honey, looks like we’re deadfishing again tonight...”

“Ugh, John is always prematurely getting his rocks off… at least he deadfished me for 10 minutes last night.”

by GettinDeadfishedTonight January 22, 2022