Daron Malakian

Full name Daron Vartan Malakian.
Born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, California, USA.
Guitarist/songwriter/singer in System of a Down and Scars on Broadway

Daron Malakian is truly genius.

A creative guitarist is so much more than one who squeezes as many notes as possible into every song.

by White Trash Allah June 27, 2012

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Someone who may seem intimidating at first, but you can trust her with anything. She makes you laugh and can get really loud and defensive. Usually short and has a gorgeous smile. Usually has best friends named Ivy and Caleb.

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Daron Malakian

An amazing guitarist, best known for his work with System of a Down where he also did back up vocals and wrote most of the lyrics. He is a great artist and stands for world peace. He's been known to be pretty out there and to say and do odd/ random things on and off stage, that is not to say he can't be deep. He has great stage presence, in fact the awesomeness level of a room goes significantly up when he enters it. Daron is just so... Daron. And its wonderful. Even though he's going through one of his "sedated" stages right now, he's still full of Darony goodness :D Basically a magical, sexy, musical, beast!!!

Interviewer: So, why did you make this a double album?

Daron Malakian: Well, *stoned out silence*, superman came to me and told me to make this a double type of record... so I said, "Well alright Superman", then batman came along and...

A) Wow, Daron's guitar solo was orgasmic!
B) Daron exudes orgasmicness.

by breathing is fun May 17, 2009

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Davionna

A FINE , tall , sorta thick girl , got a nice smile , anger problems , nice body and CUTE face , hated by many and when she get mad best believe a demon come out , always keeps a smile on her face and choices wisely who she calls her friends , she will take ya man but if u in a relationship with her she'll love you no matter what and she'll always be by ya side Get u a Davionna !!

Friend : ya saw that davionna girl

Other : yeah she fine

Davionna look so good !! Why people dont like her !

by Brim _ baby 11 June 23, 2019

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Dirty Darron

The most vile of sexual acts, far to explicit to fully define. It involves regurgitating swallowed semen and using it as lubrication for anal fore play.

"I thought we were finished, but then she asked if I wanted to give her a Dirty Darron."

by WirdSmith717 December 23, 2016

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