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st. damian school

St. Damian School is a Catholic school on the south side of Chicago that most people don't want to go to and hate. However, it always has the best basketball and volleyball teams in the state of Illinois, and always destroys its opponents.
"Oh, you go to St. Damian School? I'm sorry man."
"Hey, at least we're good at sports."
st. damian school by Pjb03 May 30, 2017

Damian Siew 

Damian Siew is an editor on tiktok & youtube! He edits celebrities all over the world and went viral on youtube shorts for his shorts edit on Elliana Walmsley that is 7 seconds titled, "There is only one rule.... Keep the lights on." That hit 53,320 views, 1.8k likes and 82 comments. He has risen to the top with his looks, fortnite montages, edit audios and edits. He is on his way to getting partner as he hit 300 subs.
Damian Siew has risen to the top very fast over 3 years.

St. Damian School

A boring school which involves the shoving of a religion (Christianity) into you're mouth. It is on the south side of Chicago. I suggest you don't go here
"You go St. Damian School? I feel sorry for you, at least there are some chill people there."
St. Damian School by Tontic June 7, 2019

Darien High School

The most elite stuckup teens in Fairfield county, one of the wealthiest counties in the country. Full of guys with long hair and athletic gear and tall leggy blondes that lust after those douches. It's not uncommon to see someone roll to school in a car worth more than some houses. One of the best public schools in the country and consistently excel in athletics especially lacrosse which is buried in prep culture. Vineyard Vines, Polos, salmon colored shorts and sperrys are the attire here. Almost all white. Kids spend their weekends drinking and smoking weed they get from Norwalk at their mansions when they're parents are gone. Most kids attend elite schools like Loyola, Amherst, Harvard, Yale, UPenn. Any school the average kid couldn't afford they go to.
Darien High School
"Rock and Jody go to Darien High School. They play lacrosse and have matching BMWs"

Damian (Nine stones) 

Has a nice ass.
Also could and would Kill you.

Very dangerous. Will cause Damage *wink wink*

Oh also canonly has big dick energy. Just sayin'

Fucked the ugly cat once tho so that's weird.
I want to push Damian (Nine stones) down the stair or into my bedsheets. It's up for Chance.
Damian (Nine stones) by Nashuee September 8, 2021

Damian "long shlong" Wood

Definition:
A caffeine-powered computer whisperer who walks the line between genius and glitch. Damian “Long Shlong” Wood isn’t just a man—he’s a chaotic event wearing human skin. He speaks fluent binary, communes with frogs for wisdom, and believes any disaster can be solved if you just Megazord it.

Profile:

Tech Wizard: Fixes computers by glaring at them until the motherboard apologizes. Once coded a working game using only a keyboard missing the “E.”

Frog Lore Scholar: Claims frogs hold the Wi-Fi password of the universe—and somehow everyone believes him.

Megazord Philosopher: His life motto: “When it’s broken, just Megazord it.” Nobody knows what that means, yet it always works.

Professional Gooner: Operates on pure focus and unholy energy; rumored to have transcended sleep during a 72-hour code-and-Red Bull marathon.

Personality:
Chaotically evil in the most helpful way possible. He’ll repair your router, but it’ll play frog croaks on startup afterward. The man radiates the aura of an overclocked raccoon who discovered enlightenment and decided to major in IT.

Legacy:
Some say he was born when a lightning bolt struck a USB hub; others think he’s a firmware update that gained consciousness. Either way, Damian “Long Shlong” Wood remains a walking reminder that science, chaos, and frog memes can coexist.