Skip to main content

Goof Daks

Share definition
The personification of having Goof (see Goof no 37.) in your undies (Daks) at any given point during a working day. Someone who is prone to 'Goofing' frequently is otherwise known as a "Goof Daks"
Josh was painting a joint the other day and he stunk to high heaven. Who? Old Goof Daks! Oh Goof Daks - he's a mad c*nt.
by JimmytheC December 15, 2010
Flag
mugGet the Goof Daks mug.

The DAKS

Share definition
A formidable guy that seems to know everyone, from kids that you knew from primary school to your plumber, he'll know them. He also has a tendency to disappear and then randomly turn up at your house.
Brad: Hello, nice to meet you.
The DAKS: Oi mate, don't I know you? You used to play football for Nicholas Wanderers innit!?
by Clive McFadden January 19, 2022
Flag
mugGet the The DAKS mug.

Dak’s Disease

Share definition
A quarterback who plays well in the regular season but cannot win in the playoffs.
I really like our QB, but I I don’t think we can win the Super Bowl because he suffers from Dak’s Disease
by Thekling September 8, 2023
Flag
mugGet the Dak’s Disease mug.