Person 1: Did you hear about Matt? He totally pulled a Dodge Double Fist, then someone stole one of the sandwiches from him while he was passed out!
Person 2: That's alright, he doesn't need two sandwiches, he could stand to lose some weight.
Person 2: That's alright, he doesn't need two sandwiches, he could stand to lose some weight.
by wheel'n'deal September 13, 2012
Get the Dodge Double Fist mug.the act of forcing both fists into anothers anus, causing a huge goatse hole after about 15 minutes of sustained anal penetration.
by Sam Steine November 20, 2003
Get the double monkey fist mug.The action of folding ones hands together and then fisting a vagina or anus at a high rate of speed. Typically crisco is applied to the forearms and fists. If you are a jilted lover perhaps you will give your partner an ungreased super double fister.
Dude, the other night Stevie D and his new girlfriend gave each other super double fisters - I heard the girlfriend gave stevie an ungreased super double fister. Man, his anus must lbe the size of a peanut butter jar.
by Zenfoolio July 20, 2010
Get the Super Double Fister mug.Expression used to describe somebody at a party, bar or restaurant, holding two drinks, one in each hand. Unlike single fisting, which most people do.
He had to wait too long for the barkeeper to take his order, so he decided to double fist.
That loser, he is now double fisting for half an hour. She will never come back from the restroom.
Can you double fist for me? I have to go and have a smoke.(NYC/CA)
That loser, he is now double fisting for half an hour. She will never come back from the restroom.
Can you double fist for me? I have to go and have a smoke.(NYC/CA)
by atlantic March 31, 2004
Get the double fisting mug.A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.
Also called a DFTS.
Also called a DFTS.
Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.
Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.
Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.
by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019
Get the Double fisted thigh slapper mug.The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.
Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.
by Skee Daddy April 15, 2011
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