dollar store poon

nasty bitches that hang out at dollar stores that will do anything to get fucked

Let's go get some dollar store poon, the most we'll have to pay for it is a buck

by ssinnerstepss87 August 19, 2007

Dollar Store Tits

A moniker most often used in reference to botched or unsatisfactory breast implants.

Man 1: "Yo did you see the Dollar Store Tits on her?"
Man 2: "Yeah, it definitely looked like a lot of cheap plastic!"

by HadToBeSaid June 24, 2012

dollar store whore

cheap whore. the dollar store is cheap, because everythings a dollar.

shes just a dollar store whore!

by justXanotherXnobody May 13, 2005

Dollar store remedy

Any problem that can be solved with a quick trip to a dollar store.

John- "Man I need to get some things for the party"
Brian- "Don't worry about it, thats a dollar store remedy."

by B Kuehl February 7, 2009

Dollar store mentality

When you believe that things that are a dollar or less should be bought in bulk because they are so cheap.

My Mom went out and bought 20 pairs of star shaped sunglasses because "someone would definitely get a dollar worth of fun out of them". She has a dollar store mentality.

My friend Paty used to say "If it's for free, it's for me....but the dollar store is good too."

by TSuave March 14, 2010

Dollar Store Dracula

Your best friend that has no emotion whatsoever and is pale as casper the ghost lol.

Shelby: Brian is such a Dollar Store Dracula

by The_Bunny_ October 31, 2022

Dollar Store Drink

When a bartender makes a drink so weak that it could have came from a dollar store. This tends to happen with new bartenders.

John: Wow, you finished that long island fast.

Me: It was so weak. It was a dollar store drink.

by N_Dub08 May 8, 2012