Cream Fountain

The act of ejaculating into a water fountain nozzle, and leaving it for the next person to get a nice creamy surprise. Usually performed by no-good high school kids for prank amusement.

Highschool Delinquent1: You should have seen the look on Mr. Faulkner's face when he turned on the cream fountain for a drink, dude

Highschool Delinquent2: Serves him right for failing us in Pre-Calc

by SoYouThinkYou'reARockStar October 3, 2013

Octopus cream

When a guy comes in a woman's hair

Bro last night I gave my girl octopus cream!

by Quickndirty April 20, 2023

geneva cream

A religion to younger children from the international schools of Singapore in which Geneva Cream a word used to deflect hated spirits.

Person 1: Ur such a poopyhead

Person 2: Geneva Cream
Person 1: oh lmao

by Ye nan purple July 1, 2019

Ass Cream Sundae

An Ass Cream Sundae is created when one empties a full can of whipped cream in the ass of their partner (spoon-feeding in a container of Cool Whip is an acceptable substitute contingent on their elasticity) and then proceeds to eat it out.

I can't believe he fixed himself an Ass Cream Sundae on our first date; that bastard cleaned out every damn drop!

by Racer XXX December 27, 2018

Thirst Cream

1 : The Art Of Getting Money In A Timely Fashion.
2 : To Have A Strong Desire For Things Of Value.

"Shakles on my ankles and wrist my first chains and now it's work on the menu I thirst cream" - Meek Mill
"I represent the lifestyle of those who thirst cream" - Jay Z
"Before I played the broke game I worked schemes and I ain't trying to play that broke game, I thirst cream." - Beanie Sigel

by Wavy Tycoon December 22, 2014

Cream Cheesus

A sexual act, the first historical record done by Pilgrims on the Mayflower. Considered by some to be the "Holy Grail" of cumshots if done correctly; a man has sex with a woman doggystyle. Right before the man is about to ejactulate, he pulls out and spreads his load (like cream cheese) in the form of a holy cross on the back of the woman, thus consummating the ritual. The Cream Cheesus is also known "Blessing the Vessel" to Roman Catholic priests. It is well known in parts of the southern U.S. for both male and female practitioners to yell "Hallelujah!" as the the semen is produced on the woman's posterior.

Bob: "Shirley was just praying for a Cream Cheesus last night, so I made sure to Bless that Vessel!"

Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"

by Micheal Dixencox June 8, 2019

Ice Cream Taco

Step 1: Purchase and immediately consume a snack size Oreo McFlurry
Step 2: Go down on a sexy lady
Step 3: Vomit on her vagina
Step 4: Eat the ice cream taco

Nick: Hey, you know what would taste amazing...an Ice Cream Taco

Chris: I don’t think you’ve read the urban dictionary meaning of that word

by FastballTheWay December 28, 2018