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Fake country girl 

A fake country girl wears flannel crop tops, booty shorts, and fashion cowboy boots thatd probobly melt within one second of bein in dirt. They have no clue who George Strait, Jason aldean, and Tim McGraw are. They call bull riders bull ropers, and would fall off a horse fore they even get on. They aint ever been huntin, fishin, or muddin once in their lives and have a serious fear of dirt. they frequently fake a southern accent, and use y'all and aint all the time. THey teel their story bout how they became a country girl. Buy real country folk know that country aint somethin you become, its who you are, how you work, and how you live. If you aint a hard worker, dress in skimpy ass clothes, and don't appreciate, Strait, Cash, and Hank, Hell if you don't even know who they are, you aint got no buisiness callin yourself country.
1.look at that fake country girl in the hot pink pickup, with cowboy boots with 4inch heels, a croptop flannel, and ass cheek shorts.
2.What a slut.
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Fake country girl 

Fake country girl, probably wear jean shorts that show half their butt, probably acts super country after finding, a lost hat, or as she may claim "herself". A Fake country girl probably has an aunt or uncle who is teaching her how to hunt, has a beehive, and a beehive suit, and a welding helmet, which she claims is so fun but has only done once. A fake country girl is probably obsessed with Morgan Wallen. A fake country girl will claim her real home is her family member's farm. A fake country girl will learn how to use a bow and immediately think she's a pro and correct people who actually know what they are doing. only knows some southern slag from her real country friend. A fake country girl probably only wears jeans and lulu lemon, and lives in a big house, but claims she's not rich
Girl 1: Omg Ella is such a fake country girl!
Girl 2: I know she's such a slut

National country girl/boy day 

If you were born on this day you are a definitely a country girl/boy
Hey billy Bob today is July 5 and it is national country girl/boy day

country club girl 

a girl who lives in a suburb, and is rich and white. Dresses non-teen. Frequently shops at anthro. and J-crew.
Look at the girl in the sweater set, she belongs at a country club. She is such a country club girl
country club girl by youwhish September 27, 2010

country road girl 

the girls in class (you know the ones) that carry around their books in country road bags. They have a tendency to come across as ditzy, blonde, annoying, spoilt daddy's little girls.
Hey, did you see those country road girls in class today? What sluts.

Did you hear one of those country road girls ask in class today, "where's the femoral nerve?"
What an idiot.
country road girl by annoyed physio November 12, 2009

Country Girls 

Country Girls are a great gift from God so if you ever are lucky enough to have one hold onto her .
Country Girls come in all shapes and sizes they usaully love trucks , their family , muddin , camo , cooking , cuddling , animals , country music , ridin horses , hunting ,fishing , etc. Their are very protective over their friends and family ans aren't afraid to stand their own and kick some yuppie ass when they need to . Country girls are usually the best girlfriends and wifes. They usually were raised in the southern state like Kentucky , Tennessee , Georgia , etc. Most country girls arent whoares because most of them were raised right . Country girls are just so wonderful they are tough as nails and sweet as sugar .EVERY COUNTRY GIRL NEEDS A COUNTRY BOY .
Country Girls by countryboy5663y37 September 27, 2014

country girls vibrator 

Typically referred as a "Poor woman's vibrator" it is usually a Piece of Farm crop or equipment, Typically Corn on the cob for the rough texture or a cucumber/banana if it has not been eaten. Younger rural women prefer it due to the fact that most men are arrogant in that area/undesirable to them. If they have free time on the farm, they will go to a part of the field take a cob and pleasure themselves with it, Then dispose of it when going home or keep it for on the road.
"Due to the lack of desirable men near her and being so far away from the suburbs she went out to the field grabbed a country girls vibrator and went to town"