corndogging

the act of using your kneecap to prod someone right in the asshole

Hey, I just got back from corndogging the asshat that plays the flute.

by Dr. Patient March 2, 2018

Corndogger

The word corndogger is a word that I coined in about 2002 in a Yahoo group called Martina Axen's Disciples where the founder was samefagging and acting like he was going to rape me in the ass with everything from elbows deep to a knife. He also hacked my Yahoo and MSN hotmail addresses and puppetted me all around the internet, even once posting to me with a fake profile claiming to be Martina herself, though the real one did have her own ID. This corndogger's name was Arseecy and he had about 10 Arseecy profiles. He had a mullet and an orange tie dyed muscle shirt that made him look like Little Archeeser's Butt-Pizza which is a pizza containing nothing but used cigarette butts. Some of which have his mustache hair and lipstick still attached. He also threatened to send gay porn to my neighbors in my name so I went to the FBI. Apparently agent one and agent two are here trying to coin my word now that they've also been treating me like a "targeted individual" for apparently trying to make a couple of quality musicians laugh and maybe they did and that's why agents one and two are sending children up to me at my dad's gigs to call me a corndogger. A corndogger is someone who gives it or takes it up the ass, but they probably ain't talkin pedophilia because those sick fucks are in a class of their own just like agents one and two here. Thank you for calling and have a blessed day.

"Agents one and two are a couple of corndoggers just like Arseecy. God rest his mullet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 6, 2023

corndogging

when a large group of people turn to a person and yell: corndog! (also acceptable over text or social networking)

lets go corndogging on some girls, they won't know what him them!

by corndog offical August 2, 2011

corndogged

To use a corn dog as a dildo then eat it

My boyfriend totally corndogged me last night

by corndogg boy April 3, 2010

corndogged

A wrestling move when wrestler #1 takes down his opponent to their stomach and maintains control of said wrestler by laying on top of him in corndog fashion.

Oh NO!! Little Johnny just got corndogged!!

by Jmg4194 March 7, 2008

corndogger

a jerk; annoying person; a loser; a nerd, geek, ect.

Taylor, shut up you corndogger!

by Kevin Azzir-Hakim April 4, 2007

Corndogging

Corndogging means to have anal sex (i.e. cornhole sex) with your partner doggie-style, hence Corndogging.

A: "I watched TV and at the same time had sex with my girlfriend."

B: "How did you did that?"

A: "Corndogging, man! Nice 'n tight."

by MMark November 8, 2009