Connaire

The act of shitting and wanking at the same time. Usually profomed in a bathroom.

-What's that noise coming from the toilet?
-That's just Jack, he's doing a connaire.
-Is that when you shit and wank at the same time?
-yup

by Dongiedoo May 20, 2022

Coonary

The ofter amusing actions taken by a single or group of raccoons.

"Did you see what happened to the trash cans?"
"Yes, some truly wondrous coonary surely took place here"

by Grabby Washbear March 1, 2024

coongirl

A Coongirl is a black women

Dave: Do you remember that black girl from the bar?
Phill: Yes, please don’t tell me you actually had sex with that coongirl

by Dalantae Carter January 28, 2025