Falcon, Colorado

The most boring place to live.

Falcon, Colorado doesn't even have a Taco Bell. Only place to hang out is Walmart.

by Rainlover July 27, 2012

colorado snow plow

When a chick won't let you cum on her face, so you cum in your hand and smack her with it.

colorado snow plow...blam!

by Boddhi January 21, 2009

Greeley Colorado

Greeley, Colorado is famous for hardly existing. The college or university or whatever a nitwit might call it is so far below Mediocre, it's classified as an 'advanced kindergarten'. Nothing else exists in the city except drunks and child molesters. Zombie-fied citizens, the living dead, where you go other than Hell, the ultimate cess pool!

I went to Greeley Colorado to see what was there, and I was so surprised to find NOTHING at all. This hole makes Buffalo, New York look like Heaven

by Dr. Gregory Darvis January 6, 2011

colorado slurp

A sex act preformed by people in Colorado. When a man places his balls on his partners chin and then makes his partner Colorado slurp his cock Can be compared to sucking cock but better. Colorado slurp should be tried by all.

I’ve never seen anyone Colorado slurp me like that.

That was the best Colorado slurp i’ve ever received.

I’ve never been Colorado slurped better

by negrisnog December 20, 2019

Colorado Herringbone

The act of getting slopped up while enjoying a piping cup of hot chocolate.

Ayo Cathy, would you like to give me sum Colorado Herringbone tonight?

Bro... Last night Jennifer gave me that Colorado Herringbone. I'ma wife her forreal.

by The Young Cranium December 7, 2021

Colorado Beer Snort

The act of snorting the foam that pops up when you crack your pabst

Guy 1: Hey man you wanna do a colorado beer snort with me?
Guy 2: Yea man that shit gets me wasted!

*sniff*
Guy 1: Ahh yea im totally shit canned now

by bob saget 420 May 29, 2011

Colorado Waffle Iron

The act of shitting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. This causes the shit to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.

Mack, "quint, whats that smell?"
Quint "Lil red pissed me off, so I Colorado Waffle ironed him"

by qdizzle1672 October 22, 2010