Cockeyed

People that can find shapes that look like, or, appear to be cocks.

My wife’s hair was flowing over her shoulder, I was able to see a silhouette of a cock using my cockeyed skills.

by Frank Palace November 17, 2022

right cockeyed

A Mans penis that has been bent and is crooked.

His Penis was right cockeyed.

by phazel14 October 31, 2007